Posted by: Bill Bulldog at 12:52 PM | No Comments | Add Comment
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I am wondering at the connection between the two photos in this post.

Posted by: Mr Mouse at 11:22 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 Hi, I'm a friend of that blog's owner. Tonight we'll have a war between women and men from different blogs. The first picture was referring to women and the second to men. Forgive me for my lousy English! eheh

Posted by: Rui at May 10, 2004 11:53 AM (7wJTH)

2 Yep... and women are going to win!!! That's right!!! Because we're the best!!!

Posted by: Gotinha at May 10, 2004 04:07 PM (HUeoG)

3 Hello... So... now do you know the connection between the two fotos?? I'm just curiouse... how did you find my blog? I'm going to link you in my blog!!

Posted by: Ricardo Pedro at May 11, 2004 04:34 AM (L3Vy8)

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OK, if Bill Bulldog is going to tell you about that dog think, I can surely announce the Carnival of the Cats for this week. It's not some upstart new thing, like the dog show.

Posted by: Miss Kitty at 09:21 PM | No Comments | Add Comment
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Mr Mouse's Lurgy
Cause:	lack of absinthe
Symptoms:	talking like a pirate, sudden puncture wounds, temperature sensitivity
Cure:	cryogenic freezing until science catches up
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If'n it be not too late for this ol' swabbie, mighten a few more visits to that lassie, Ith, be a aidin' me cause?

Posted by: Mr Mouse at 05:37 PM | No Comments | Add Comment
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Puppies are so cute!

By the way, they have a Carnival of the Dogs now. I just wonder who names these things, as I might have called it The Weekly K-9 Roundup. Everyone has a carnival, and we dogs are bit tired of carnivals and their "dog and pony show" routines.

Posted by: Bill Bulldog at 09:33 AM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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Is it me, or did anyone else think about what a great blog name the title to this post is? I sometimes think that Mr Mouse is not as dumb as he acts and nowhere near as dumb as he looks.

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Let me lead in before I share this delightful piece I found to let you all know that I am not a mother, nor will I ever be. You see, our noble nameless benefactor had me fixed. From my understanding, he also had Bill Bulldog fixed. I am not sure if old Bird Brain is fixed. Now I am pretty sure that pesky Mr Mouse is not fixed, but I am working on fixing him, fixing him good! Just let me get my claws on that squeaking little pest ... but let us get back to what I was trying to do .. for you mothers, Happy Mother's Day

MOTHERS DAY FOR BEARS ??

In my next life, I wanna be a female bear.

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. And I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...I wanna be a bear.

Posted by: Miss Kitty at 10:01 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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1 Now that's original...

Posted by: Syl at May 09, 2004 05:58 PM (i7dMY)

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People, people! Cheez Whiz is not cheese. It is not even food. Quit leaving that stuff out where poor unsuspecting mice run across it and unknowingly consume a bit of it with no knowledge that they just ate something that will pickle their innards.

I just got back from a service for my dear departed uncle, Jerry Mouse. Jerry mistakenly consumed a large quantity of Cheez Whiz. He never made it back to the hole, poor guy. About halfway home, he spontaneously exploded. They say it was a really messy sight. I suspect that when you make your home in the City Dump, however, messy sights are more common than not. RIP Uncle Jerry Mouse.

Posted by: Mr Mouse at 10:14 PM | No Comments | Add Comment
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Now talk about someone who finally gets it.

Posted by: Miss Kitty at 09:44 PM | No Comments | Add Comment
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Cheese does not belong in the dishwasher. Cheese now belongs in the trash because it's been in the dishwasher since sometime yesterday. - Maura

Posted by: Mr Mouse at 07:02 PM | No Comments | Add Comment
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Maybe some of you humans are starting to understand how alphabetically we animals think.

Posted by: Bird Brain at 04:08 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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Some people are truly talented. Too bad, however, that this is not a bulldog:

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Delve farther into the shadows to see a couple of other animals created by hands:
more...

Posted by: Bill Bulldog at 09:57 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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I just wonder who it who was that was so eager to actually find some "ass to mouse sex" that they were still checking out sites 27 pages down from the top of their Google search return. Our blog was not seen upon the returns on that page, most likely because our perv clicked on whatever link of ours that was previously on such page of returns, and moved us up in the ranks for that particular search phrase. I am sorry, but their there is not any ass to mouse sex going on around here, because on one hand, I really do not believe in cross-species relationships, and secondly, I have yet to see a donkey that I thought was attractive.

Posted by: Mr Mouse at 10:43 PM | No Comments | Add Comment
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Everything you wanted to know about humuhumunukunukuapua'a except how they taste.

Posted by: Miss Kitty at 09:09 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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Some kind of cheer over at The World Around You:

BUTTER, JAM
SAUSAGE, HAM
GO BISCUITS!

Posted by: Mr Mouse at 07:08 PM | No Comments | Add Comment
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The unnamed benefactor was out all day yesterday and, for once, did not leave the television blaring while he was gone. I was able to sleep away most of the day, but I never did find out who won the Kentucky Derby.

Posted by: Mr Mouse at 09:25 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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It seems that the stupid microchip some lady had implanted into a friend of a friend of mine has come back to haunt her. Yes, from the way I heard the story, my friend's friend escaped from this fiendish woman several years ago and moved all the way to the other side of the country just to get as far away as possible. As luck would have it, the unlucky cat fell asleep in the wrong place and was caught by the local animal control Gestapos, and, after being humiliated, searched and given a non-consensual physical, the microchip was found. Now the poor cat is going to be personally confronted by the one person she had hoped never to see: Ellen DeGeneres. Read the whole sordid story yourself.

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Velociman has painted a world where different species of birds are analogized as this boxer¹ pugilist or that: Blue Jays are painted as Mike Tyson, brutal, belligerent, and ignorant; mockingbirds are characterized as Leon Spinks, although I know a couple of mockingbirds that would take offense at such characterization; and, lastly, grackles are identified as Buster Douglas; and I surmise that he must be black and relatively unloved.

I do know a cockatoo that bears a strong resemblance to Don King.

¹ I found that Bill Bulldog was quite confused with my use of the term "boxer." He is still trying to determine whether any of the names used are among some of his dog friends within such breed.

Posted by: Bird Brain at 09:41 AM | No Comments | Add Comment
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