Thanks go to DeAnna.

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I just love Abbot and Costello.

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What's that smell? Unusual aroma. Do I detect some oregano? Was that a whiff of basil? Why do humans continue to feed us all that bland kibble? Do you truly think your dog enjoys a bowl of Kibbles & Bits? Lucky Charms would be better. Those marshmallow bits are so magically delicious. Of course, I myself would definitely prefer some Krispy Kremes . . . or, really pamper your dog, here, boss . . . howz 'bout a real thick rare T-Bone steak. Oh yeah!

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Is Miss Kitty upset with Tiger?

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Yes, sadly, I missed the opportunity to spread the news about Woody Woodpecker Day. It was yesterday.

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It seems the whole household has come down with something. I was not sure what it was called, but after reading this post at DramaQueen, I have discovered it is likely what Susie has identified as beal. Four bloggers and not a one could come up with a single post for a whole day, yesterday. I have been scouring my inordinately superior brain for something that was worthy of my taking the time to write. Nada! Zilch!

I have determined that there is nothing to do but to see if I got another ignorant email which deserves an answer

Dear Big Bird,

I really really like to eat Corn Nuts™. How about you?

Sam, aged 11, Conroe, Texas

Of course, I am aware that there is a new meme going around which asks readers to ask three questions. I am up for that. The next three persons who ask three questions will receive truthful answers. As an added bonus, to give the other three bloggers something to do, you may ask your three questions to either myself, Miss Kitty, Bill Bulldog or Mr Mouse.

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It's Tiger's Birthday, and he has been sick all day. Poor Tiger.

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The lights went out last night for some reason. There was no power here almost all day today either. I do not know much about such things, but I do know you have to have power to operate things. Of course, I really do not need any light to find any cheese. I just wish I could open the refrigerator.

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Why would someone go to all that trouble to look so stupid.

Michael had a few other comments about it.

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Well, I am out of rehab. Clean and sober! No more catnip for me. Living life one day at a time. Rehab was not so bad, well once the withdrawal problems subsided. It was not like I did not have company. There were plenty of other cats around. There were a couple of celebrity guests surrounded by such large entourages, I could not ever see who the were. It must be great to be famous. Bird Brain says this blogging thing might make me famous, maybe as famous as Garfield.

I will say one thing for blogging, you do get to meet some interesting cats. Take this hot looking tomcat, for example. Meow!!!!

Still, it seems the human pussycats [Example One - Example Two] are yowling over the behavior of some human tomcats [Example One - Example Two - Example Three] while I was away. I never seem to understand when the kitty cats get in such an uproar over the actions of the tomcats. They are tomcats, after all. All they do is prowl around looking for a good time. Do you ever see one of them that seems as interested in caring for kittens as they are in making kittens? Do you ever wonder how they can miss the litter box when they are standing right in the middle of it? You think one belongs to you, and yet, you know that he is sneaking all around town, sniffing the pheromones of every pussycat he meets ... just hoping to get lucky.

I am thinking the more you squawk about what they do, the more they will keep doing it. I remember my mother telling me that if someone is picking on you and you cry, they are getting what they want. If you just take it without saying a word, they will soon tire of the game and leave you alone. I think that is still some good advice.

Of course, I might be way off base about some of it. Although I hate to admit it, Mr Mouse is right about us understanding humans. There are some things about humanity I cannot understand at all.

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Oh brother, is my friend Charley ever in the doghouse. It seems he was unaware of the new security monitors his owners had installed on the property. They caught him doing something he was really trying to keep as a secret. In the extended entry is a still shot taken from the security video. You might be able to see why his owners would be a bit upset with his behavior. more...

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Bird Brain never did get to see what kind of Flappy Bird we were going to be awarded in the Ecosystem Contest. I was informed that due mainly to all my skittering here and there, I have generated enough interest in the goings on at Beyond the Black Hole, that the Contest Judges have decided that instead of a Flappy Bird, they are going to give us an Adorable Little Rodent. Hey, wait, isn't that what I am? Oh well, I guess we really should be happy. There are a lot of contestants who are clamoring for the Flappy Bird that we never received. I think it is just a common chicken though, and not a highly intelligent Parrot like Bird Brain.

_{I would like to note that the recent climb up the ranks has also propelled Beyond the Black Hole into the lead spot among all blogs with the word BEYOND in the TITLE. There are quite a number of such blogs.}

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Here is a joke. I looked for a good Parrot joke. I happened across this one and thought it was funny.

Bill, a devout cowboy, lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences on uncle's farm

Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.

He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, with great joy..."It's a miracle!"

"Not Really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."

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OK, another slow night. I guess I will see what is in the mail box.

Dear Mr. Brain,

I have really come to admire you and your great intellect. I would really like to know what is the most ignorant question you have ever been asked to answer?

G. Reynolds

1. Wanna cracker?
2. Can you talk? and
3. Now that didn't hurt a bit, did it?

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This is something with which only a Parrot could have concluded.

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass-kissing will put you over the top.

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I was surfing the web and came across something that had me snickering so much that Bird Brain began to stare at me. I got so tickled by the post, I feared that he would begin thinking that I needed to go into rehab.

I swear the guy on the far left of No. 7 looks like a guy that tried to kick me when I was jogging in the park one day. I sure did want to bite that guy, but what with the one bite rule, you have to save the one you get when you really really need to bite someone.

Thanks to Ilyka.

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I was reading this:

'Toothing is a form of anonymous sex with strangers - usually on some form of transport or enclosed area such as a conference or training seminar. 'Toothers meet by first connecting suitable equipment - such as a modern phone or palmtop computer. Users 'discover' other computers or phones in the vicinity and then send a speculative message. The usual greeting is: 'Toothing?'.

Paul seemed quite interested in this subject.

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First of all, I was not quite sure what the rules to the contest were, and I had to fudge on the question about clothes, because I do not wear any clothes. The nice natural fluffy coat of gray fur covers all my parts quite nicely, thank you. Still, everyone seemed to be playing this game, so I wanted to win a prize too! I won this one:

Which Princess Bride Character are You?
this quiz was made by mysti

I do hope it is a good prize and is worth lots of cheese.

I found the link to this game somewhere.

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If I could drive, I think I would have this plate on my car:

Of course, we don't live in Georgia. As has been mentioned previously, we are residents of Utter, Confusion, but my uncle once lived in Georgia. He tried out for team mascot a couple of times, but that old car chasing injury hampered any real chance he had of making the Georgia Bulldog team. Still, one can dream of the good life.

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