September 17, 2004
Citizens of Buhbank, allow me to be the first to inform you that the slimy lump of jello has been turned over to the proper authorities. The Office of Homeland Security said they would put the culprit on the next bus to Tijuana.
I was pleased to hahve rectified this problem so quickly, as I have a meeting with my good friend, George W. Bush. I have been wanting to share my plan for insuring his reelection: Have the FBI ahrest all registered Democrats as suspected terrorists and ship them off to the Guantanamo Bay terrorist holding fahcility.
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