July 30, 2004
Now, what was that crap about flamingo farts? Be there foul fowl on the prowl, secretly plotting my downfall? As long as we seem to be speaking of ignorance, is it really true that a large number of people in that decadent society which refers to itself as America is planning to fill its leader's house with two different johns already filled so full of crap that they are already guilty of continually spewing it upon deluded denizens?
And to the reader who wondered why Ming is Merciless while I am simply Ruthless, it was due to his cheating. We were thumb-wrestling for the first choice. He caused Anna Kournikova to flash her ta-tas in my face, which of course, distracted me from my winning efforts. That Ming is truly merciless, you see, and literal master of winning both by hook and by crook -- so there was absolutely no way to steal his crown. As for Anna Kournikova --- no one really thought she was actually from this planet, did they? There is nothing on Earth as beautiful as she.
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