July 27, 2004
The Invasion has been completed
Kneel before me, puny Earthlings! I am Zongo the Ruthless, Conquerer of Hapless Worlds! I have already crushed your puny mouse warriors, vanquished the poorly trained attacking cats, eviserated and dined upon the flying fowl who valiantly swarmed about me. I am coming for you . . . as soon as I return from quelling yet another rebellion on Krypton. That rabble-rousing Jor-El is quickly becoming a real pain in the butt. If he doesn't watch it, I will blow his planet to bits, right before his very eyes.
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I, Flossie Flamingo, shall come and nest on your breathing apparatus, and, in a fit of flatulence, shall end your reign of terror. There is nothing more fatal than flamingo farts.
Posted by: Flossie Flamingo at July 27, 2004 10:08 AM (GuDvW)
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GASP! Will no one save us?
Posted by: david at July 30, 2004 06:09 PM (1+76a)
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