Alas, it appears I made a mistake. I zapped the poor pimple-faced clerk at Radio Shack yesterday because he would not take my zapped goldfish in exchange for the gross of K-cell batteries I needed to supply power for my ray gun. I lost my temper because he did not seem to understand the galactic exchange rules. Well, my bad! because, after returning to this hovel that I commandeered upon landing on this backward planet, I pulled out my copy of the bestselling Handbook of Out-of-this-World Travelers. I found that the rules regarding the current exchange rate was referring to something called Pepperidge Farms Goldfish. Oh wow, do I feel like I have rat's ass egg all over my face. Still, it was worth having to own up to a mistake to remember the sizzle of those zits on that pimple-faced asshole when the beam of my ray gun was melting is face. If you want to make something of my mistake, just remember that I have enough K-cell batteries to power my ray gun long enough for me to find out where you live, to come over, and zap the crap out of you for giving me a load of your bullshit. Mind your P's and Q's -- if you know what's good for you!

They say this brings happiness.

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