Let a conquering alien go on a one-day space trip just to get his tentacles styled and you come back to find vermin have infested your home.
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Careful...Mr. Mouse has acquired Cheese Whiz technology!
Posted by: Gir at August 20, 2004 04:55 PM (eAcba)
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Cheese Whiz technology? It seems that vermin evolution on this world escalates more quickly than I had been led to believe. I may have to return to Conqueror School for some refresher courses before some wee bit of vermin hands my ass to me on a platter.
Posted by: Zongo the Ruthless at August 20, 2004 05:06 PM (G5PGV)
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And what kind of cheese goes with ass on a platter? Gouda? As in gouda riddence to an overbearing zealot from another world?
Feta? As in feta up with all those k-cell batteries?
Swiss? Sweet Cheesus, what have I started? LOL
I got it. Parmesean cheese goes with ass on a platter. After all, that cheese smells like ass anyway.
Posted by: Silver Blue at August 20, 2004 08:04 PM (gDrH0)
Posted by: Mr Mouse at August 20, 2004 09:20 PM (G5PGV)
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You puny humans really do not want me to drag out that 12 volt battery zap cannon out of my space ship, do you? Vermin, I am going to personally stomp you with one of my eight feet.
Posted by: Zongo the Ruthless at August 20, 2004 09:49 PM (G5PGV)
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I'm startin to think that this "Zongo" character is all bluster and no bullets.
Mr. Mouse, I think you could whip Zongo's ass -- he's a typical bully and will run crying to his space-momma after you pop him right in the nose, I bet.
Posted by: david at August 21, 2004 07:38 AM (1+76a)
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What you need to do is get some lawn gnomes and equip them with lazer eyes. Mr. Mouse is bound to leave the house eventually, and when he does...ZAP!
Posted by: Gir at August 21, 2004 01:02 PM (eAcba)
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Thankfully, my loyal lackey Gir has sided rightly, but that Mr Mouse and his pimp David can eat my shorts.
Lazer eyes? I like that!! I am confused as to the meaning of
lawn gnomes. Leave the cheese at home, as the use of such biological weapons has been previously banned by the Galactic Union of Planets.
Posted by: Zongo the Ruthless at August 21, 2004 02:48 PM (G5PGV)
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